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A woman in Nsukka Enugu state took her husband's phone and checked his Facebook activities. She saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate her husband from the girls. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge she came up with the following methods.
1.  She copied all his chats with one of the girls.
2.  She opened a new Facebook account with a male name.
3.  She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.
4.  She introduced herself to him. She said"I'm Abu Dar 'dace by name, a member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.
5.  So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife,  I'll slaughter you like RAM.
6.  I know you. I know your name is Chinedu, your father's name is Okoh, your mother's name is Joy Okoh, you have 3 children, Chikuma, Ifeoma and Monica. Edeh is your best friend and Ochigbo is your neighbor. You are a lecturer working at UNN. You also go to work 9.30am with your friend Edeh, you always follow University market road and you spend time together. I'm warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like RAM as I said earlier.
The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and repeating Ele Ele Ele ooo Ele ooo o. She asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and WhatsApp app and every other social media app.
The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought ordinary Nokia. He told his wife to always wake him when ever it's time for prayers.
The woman said since that day, her husband has been observing prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.
Isn't that better than settling the matter with a knife?😀😁😂??😁😂


*NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN, JUST ACT INTELLIGENTLY LIKE THIS MAN.*

A man went on a night out with his friends, his wife was furious and tells the kids that when he comes back, they must not open the door for him.
At about12 midnight, the man comes home and knocks at the door, the Wife tells him "Go back and sleep where you're coming from", then the man answered "I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or give it to me yourself, there are lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said "idiot" you're not going anywhere!
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